sign language

a couple signs from the recent travel that gave me a chuckle... the top one was in Key West. My friend Myron and I wondered how much it would cost to buy the end of the lane. And if the end of the line was even more expensive? The other below it is from Berkeley Springs, WV - my buddy Curt and I thought it was the best "curb your dog" sign we had ever seen. Its hard to tell, but he even has a guilty look on his face...